♥ where randomness is krys and ignorance is bliss ♥

Friday, May 09, 2008 @ 9:13 PM
What A World

Decipher Reflections From Reality - PlayRadioPlay!
Handle Me - Robyn
Young Love - Steve Aoki
Potential Breakup Song - Aly & Aj
Shake Your Pom Pom - Missy Elliot








MACAUHAIII!!! Since when you listen to PlayRadioPlay!?
Or in fact, any of my kind of musikkkk and blogging style.
Fucking piece of shit. Puiii. You suck. Please. Really.
Mahaii, so damn obvious la. Copy from me. You think you could just copy
whatever you want to without me realising it?
When before this, you don't even blog like that. Pukimak.


Phew. That was awesome.


So, anyways, today was quite......interesting. I shall say.


Went to college for history revision class.
In the end, the only students present were Adi and I.
Woiii, Chan Wai Kit, you FFK me again. Haiyo, teruk la you.
So, both of us had class in Ms Sathya's office instead.
After class, as I was walking out from the lecturer's lounge,
I bumped into Eli's emo teacher. Note that, her emo
teacher DOES NOT know who I am. She suddenly approached me in her
loud loud LOUD voice.


(staring at the cross I'm wearing around my neck) "OH, YOU ARE CHRISTIAN AH???"
"Uhhh... errmm... arrhhh... yes."
"Why you never join the CF ah?? YOU KNOW GOT CF OR NOT?? It's every Friday at 1.08 starting from 1pm."
"Oh, yeah yeah, I know. But I normally have class on Fridays."
"OHH, I SEE I SEE. But you got class now? Come to 1.08 la. You know where is 1.08? Come, I bring you there."
"Oh, ok ok. I go."
"OK OK OK, I see you later."


I then proceeded to the first floor, thinking I should just read my
history at the student studying area.
But, thinking that she might be at first floor also, I decided to go to the third floor instead. On the way up the stairs, guess what? Emo teacher was going down.
Wah, she stared at me with her eyes wide open.


"Uhhhh, I go library to borrow one book first."
"Ahhh, ok ok. I'll see you later."


With that, Miz Krystal left and never show up at 1.08.
I telllll you, emo teacher is scary man.
I'm scared of her.


Movinggg on...
Nicole, Wai Kit and I were talking bout the Josef Fritzl case.
HAHA, his name is funny. Fritzl Fritzl Pretzel Fritzl! LOLOLOLOLOL.


If you don't know bout this sick bastard, you can read the heart wrenching story here.
Okay, so yeah, don't you think that this is so sick.
With a father like that, I rather be born with no parents.
At least life on the streets or in foster homes would be a thousand times better. Sigh. How could a father do such a thing like that to his own daughter?
Where is the humanity?
I don't think anyone could go through this kind of torments even for a week.
24 years living in a dungeon with no social life?
What I don't understand is, HOW COULD THE MOTHER, ROSEMARIE, HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT IT AT ALL? I find it ridiculously hard to believe.
So what are they gonna do to this monster? Life imprisonment? Please, he deserves more than that.


Nicole said that they should just 'sunat' him.
I don't think there's any punishment suitable or eligible enough for him.
He's pretty strong for a 73 year old man. Considering the fact
that the youngest child is only 5 now, means
that he got her pregnant for the last time when he was 68. How does he do it man?


This story is definitely a wake up for all of us.




HAHA.
Zuyin tried to steal a book from the library today.
Okay, she did not. But she made the sensor in the library go off because
she wanted to pass me my law paper and forgotten
that she had a library book with her.

I know I know, the things you do for me right?
But it was funny and pretty cute.
Your facial expression was priceless!!



OK, I'm gonna stop here.
Wah, I blog damn a lot lah today.











XOXOXO

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Friday, April 04, 2008 @ 12:34 AM
This Is Why I Rock and Roll?

Call Me Irresponsible - Micheal Buble







shaun says:
maybe he fed-ex you his semen or something

xoxo, krys ; housexy is (L) says:
WTH would I want his semen for?

shaun says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xoxo, krys ; housexy is (L) says:
goodness, you imagination just made my day





-________________-"







XOXOXO

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 @ 9:13 PM
Absolute Simplicity

Clumsy - Fergie
Long Way To Go - Cassie
For An Angel - Paul Van Dyke






Is this skin nice? HAHA.
I know its like damn nice right, cause its easier to read.
Everyone can drop comments at my cbox now. It's not mafan like
last time. I opt for white colour as it is simple.
So the cool right? HAHAHA.


Tomorrow is some public holiday. HAHA wheeee!!!
It's passover. But d'oh, the holiday is not for passover. For some
Awal Muharam thingamajig.
I think I'm gonna sleep in and then study. Yeah, please study Krystal.
I think I need to clean my room too. It's so messy.
Especially my wardrobe. I think I have too many clothes. HAHA.
Maybe I should stop shopping so often. What?? Hell no.
A girl can never have too many clothes, shoes, bags, jewelery, money,
dresses... oooo, I love dresses.


Wrestling is like Jerry Springer. Totally staged.


Hmmm, I want a new phone.
My phone is like kecacatan yang melampau already.
The keypad is like not functioning properly. Must press 358749 times before
the alphabets or numbers actually appear. So not sexy.
I think I sms too much. What to do?
I was thinking of getting a flip phone or blackberry or maybe a sidekick.
But is sidekick supported in Malaysia. No right? Sigh, so not sexy.
If I get a flip phone, I can be-dazzle my phone. Now, that would be sexy.
Any suggestions people? What phone to get?


Do you know what BMW stands for?
Yea, some German guy's name.
No, it's Be My Wife.
So, next time, if you wanna propose to me, buy me a BMW.
Nahh, cheaper to buy a ring. LOL.
Mehhh -_____-



Imma go sleep now.
I miss you Malcolm Yeo.







XOXOXO

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Thursday, February 21, 2008 @ 8:26 PM
LOLcakes

Hit The Club - Micky Slim feat. Tank
The Drugs Don't Work - Radiohead





Today, is the last day of Chinese New Year. Bahh.
No more ang paus. Puii!
Oh, today is also Chap Goh Mei.


"Must got throw orange into river laaaa..."
"What for?"
"To get good boyfriend!!!"
"You no need lah! You got boyfriend already."


History was cancelled again.
Then, the whole bunch of us did not go for Law because Mr Ben decided
to have a test today.
All very smart, study one chapter only. Aiyooo, how to sit for test?
So, we scooted to Paddington's for lunch.

Been a long time since I went there.
I remember the LAST time I was supposed to go, was with Ryan.
But somehow, we did not go.
-_-"

Anyyyywayyss...







Terence Be Pimpin' Whaddap Shorty Yo Fo Shizzle Word!





Oh, I forgot I was supposed to blog bout my SG trip.
Sorry, another day.
Bye.







XOXOXO

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Thursday, November 15, 2007 @ 9:30 PM
This Is What We Call

Currently listening to: Be Home Soon - Frankie J
Mood: LOLOLOLOLOL




Chatting with Chicklord just now.
My 24/7 dulan friend.



Ki says:
still, she wont be with me
Ki says:
she'll go back kelantan
Ki says:
and i cant go back with her
Ki says:
I sad la krys
Ki says:
like
Ki says:
helpless
Ki says:
Krys ignores me when I am sad
Ki says:
she will always be my good friend
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
I mana ignore you?
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
sometimes I reply slow
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
because I got this terrible syndrome
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
where I stare blankly into the comp screen
Ki says:
wow
Ki says:
amazing
Ki says:
then what you see?
Ki says:
may god have mercy on your syndrome stricken soul
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
I don't know man, I just tend to stare
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
and think of nothing
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
I'll snap out after like 2 minutes
Ki says:
oh
Ki says:
so
Ki says:
out of it yet?
Ki says:
or u wanking to porn
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
out of it already
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
but it happens often
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
so don't dulan me
Ki says:
u know i dun believe u
krys-XOXO ; 3 days to Australia says:
WTH?? I really do stare blankly into screens okay!!





I really do okay. HAHA.






XOXOXO

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007 @ 3:57 PM
Gateful

Currently listening to: I Don't Give A Damn - Avril Lavigne
Mood: Love stoned





"Under my umbrella, ella... ella... eh eh eh..."






Can I give you a kiss?
Can I ask for two kisses?
Where do you want your kisses?





I'm really happy that you're coming back this September.







XOXOXO

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007 @ 8:39 PM
Lovestoned

Currently listening to: Predictable - Good Charlotte
Mood: Studious? (Omg, serious? Krystal?)



This morning during breakfast...

Father: Do you have an alarm clock girl?
Maybe we should get you one.
Me: Oh, no no. No need. My phone has an alarm.
Father: Well, that's not working very well.
Me: Huh? Why?
Father: It does not wake you up. We find it so hard to
get you out of bed.
Me: ......
Father: We should get those big old fashion ones you know.
Those that gives you a big jerk once it rings.
Me: No thanks.




Sheesh.
I know I know. Sleep earlier??


(p/s Mother and father working things out.
I guess everyone deserves a second chance.)






Going back to History.
CHINESE COMMUNISM. OMG.











XOXOXO

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Thursday, July 26, 2007 @ 3:55 PM
LOL??

Ki says:
ppl tell u u sikit macam a tanned marion chaunter?

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
huh??

Ki says:
or how u spell her name

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
tell me me??

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:

LOL

Ki says:
tu channel V dj

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
i know i know

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:

ada ke??

Ki says:
u macam her a bit to me

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
LOL

Ki says:
but

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
she hotter

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:

LOL

Ki says:
u ada sikit warna hangus

krys-XOXO ; 135 says:
swt

Ki says:
tanned la

Ki says:

she fair

Ki says:

u sexy

Ki says:

ok la

Ki says:

she sweet

Ki says:

u hot









This is so LOL.
I must be dreaming.








XOXOXO

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Monday, June 04, 2007 @ 8:52 PM
Apple the juice, bra the boobs

Nyeeeh, term break is finally over. Tsk tsk.
Ever wondered why I did not blog for three days??
I was MIA for that few days.



Friday June 1st, 2007

Mother left for camp.
I had my own sleepover too. Darren came and pick me up around 3 something.
Then we picked Thiv up and head to college.
We hanged around a college till five and then we went to Munnie's house.
All seven of us. Munnie, Charlotte, Marvin, Thiv, Paul, Darren and I.
Rehearsals for the Relay For Life was at 8. So we all rested at Munnie's crib.
Headed out for dinner around 7 something. Ate at some mamak and then we went to Bukit Jalil for the rehearsals.
Came home around 11 something. We ate, had movie marathon and slept at 8 in the morning.
LOL. Seriously, we were like talking talking talking and suddenly, we saw sunlight.
It was morning. Then we slept at 8, till about 2 something.
LMAO.


Saturday June 2nd, 2007

We woke up around 2 right?? LOL.
Then, I forgot what we did. But around 3, Shana came. We packed our stuff and left to Bukit Jalil.
Reached there around 4.30pm. Was a lil late. Tsk tsk tsk.
Anyways, lots of people were there already. We went to the waiting room to practice and chill.
Not forgetting to cam-whore as well. HAH!!
Time passed, and it was 7 already. Wheee, waiting for our queue made us all kinda nervous.
But we cooled down later on.

After the performance, we left and went back to rest/ bathe/ eat/ continue movie marathon.
Was to late to go home, we stayed at Munnie's house for one more night. We had KFC for dinner. HAHA. A late dinner indeed. Almost 1am.
Pft.
And before the second movie could end, all of them fell asleep. Left me all alone watching the movie with four snoring humans.
COUGH.
Joking. They never snore. So in the end, I woke everyone up and made them go up to sleep.
Like a mom. LOL.


Sunday June 3rd, 2007

We were super tired I assume.
We woke up at 2. LOL. Had a super late lunch, around 3 like that, or was it 4.
Yah. Then, we packed our stuff and got ready to go back.
We left Munnie's house around 5 like that. It was raining cats and dogs.
We got lost. LOL. Somehow, we ended on the way to KLIA.
WTF?? So, Thiv called her dad and he told us to follow the way to Puchong and soon we can get back to LDP. Phew. Then, we all slept.
Suddenly, the car jerked. My head bumped into the car window so hard, I woke up.
We were all in shock, and thought what had happened. Darren asked if Marvin fell asleep driving. He said no. The car was moving weirdly, and we were on the LDP. We stopped at the side and check if there was anything wrong with the car.
True enough, the car's tyre was punctured.
Things got ugly.


[ Twins, Thiv, Krys ]

What to do now, gotta change the tyre-lah.
But, we don't know how to?
Don't worry, I know.
I also know. Learn before.
Huh?? Okay-larh.


Hahahahahahahahahahahah.
So, in the end, two girls changing tyre. Two boys standing there with umbrellas over our heads.
Cars passing by all stop to see.
But, no one, not even ONE good Samaritan stopped to help us poor teenagers.
Sigh. Mean people. All they did was:
stop, look, horn.
Idiots.

Anyways, Thiv and I damn proud of ourselves la. LOL.
After changing the tyre and all, we were all wet. Umbrella's did not help at all.
Marvin drove the car as slowly as possible and we went home.

Back at home, I was home alone. Mother was still at camp.
Showered, cooked Maggi, ate and slept.
Damn tired.
Slept after that.


Monday June 4th, 2007

Woke up, college, home.
The most zha dao thing is, I went to college, both my class was canceled.
In the end, Elissa and I sat together with Darren and buat bodoh.






Note: Pictures and video of our dance rehearsal and performance night
will be updated ASAP.








XOXOXO

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Monday, April 30, 2007 @ 11:24 PM
I like cute butts


|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

you know what we shud do
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

*shakes head*

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*types furiously on keyboard*

krys-XOXO says:
OMG
krys-XOXO says:
MINDY
krys-XOXO says:
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
krys-XOXO says:
haha
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
LOL

krys-XOXO says:
tsk tsk
krys-XOXO says:
i'm too lazy to type like tt
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*clucks tongue*

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

lets see if you can tahan me doing it anot
krys-XOXO says:
*breathe in breathe out.....breathe in breathe out*
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*baby wailing*

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

CONGRATULATIONS MRS BLAYDES!!!

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

YOU GOT TWINS!!!

krys-XOXO says:
OMG
krys-XOXO says:
Thank you doctor
krys-XOXO says:
thank you
krys-XOXO says:
thank you so much
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*laughs out lo
ud*
krys-XOXO says:
*shakes Dr. Yee's hand non stop*
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*drops baby
*
||
*unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*GASP*

krys-XOXO says:
*GASP-PETY GASP GASP*
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*picks baby up

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

*smacks baby bum*

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*baby cries*

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

HE"S OKAY!!!!

|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

*picks other baby*

krys-XOXO says:
lmao
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*smacks baby bum*
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:
*baby doesn't cry*
|| *unicef Lisan || I'm sick of your shit. Don't deny. says:

*GASP*

krys-XOXO says:
OMG
krys-XOXO says:
LOL





Lisan and I. She got into doctor mode.
She getting weirder day by day. I don't know how to help her.
Sigh.


LOL.



Ju Anne and I in cafeteria. Checking out Kim Possible's new chun-ted phone.


And here we go again. Tsk tsk.



Now, should I continue my ballet. Continue my higher grade syllabus?
Go and continue my elementary till I finish advance and bla bla bla?
Sigh, dilemma. After grade 8's exam, I stopped. Its been almost a year now, and I miss it alot. Nyeehh, to go back or not to.





Help.








XOXOXO

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Monday, April 02, 2007 @ 10:14 PM
I need blood.

So as it seems, I'm getting lazier to blog day by day. I don't really have to mood to blog now either. But I just do it because Lisan said I am not updating my blog properly. Note the word properly.
Yeah, been updating it with emo and unimportant issues and not things that are actually worth reading.
Shave my pussy.

I am gonna blog some shit out today.

So, last week. I think. No, wait, two weeks ago. We had this birthda
y party for Erica and all because it's her birthday. WTF?
Yeah, we ate food at the restaurant in Kelana Jaya. I think. Then we went back to Joshua's house and chill. There was cake.
Wow..............

Then we ate the cake and cam-whore.
Double wow..........


Okay. I'll stop with the sarcasm now.
Pictures.
Meng Khen and his two wifes.
Erica and I.

Nicholas, Erica and I.

Candid. Chun Yuen and I.
I looked drunk.

Mr and Mrs Sexy.
Self-proclaim sexy. Tsk tsk.

Sanguines. Perasans.
Me, Erica, Trina and Shaun.
Shaun is still a mystery though.

Satu bahagia keluarga.

Erica and I.

Shaun and I.

After all the yakity yak yaks, we settled down. Erica and I asked Shaun a question that made him blush so badly.


[Shaun, Erica, Me, The rest of them]

So Shaun, we like have a question to ask you.
Yah yah, don't b
e shy and just answer it honestly ok?
What lah?
Nicholas, Meng Kheng and Chun Yuen all ans
wer already.
Hahahaha.....erm yah, so, are you happy with your size
?

OMG LAH!!

Do you want it longer or thicker? Or maybe hairier?

........

Faster la, say la. They all tell already.

Hahahahaha...........Hahahahahahah
I don't know, okay.

No, you must say it. How can you not know?

Tell la....

Dowan la.....

Hahahahhahaha......come on Shaun, just say it!!

Yah yah, don't like that la...
Fine, fine!! I want mine smaller. Cause it's so big and all....

OMG. You serious?

Hahaha........no, I want it bigger now. It's as small as a peanut.
......................................................


I forgot the rest. WTF. But this happened last week, and I can remember like more than half of it. It's a great accomplishment.
If only I'm as good as remembering nonsense in my studies.

Pigs will fly.


Then last Friday, I was sick. But I forced myself to finish the whol
e undang book so I can take the exam the next day.
The next day Saturday. I walk to the driving school (it's a 5.23847 minutes walk from my house) early in the morning, and waited for like 15 minutes. Then I was curious and all why the gate is still locked and all. Then I remember I had like 3 missed calls from the driving school on Thursday and one new voice mail that I couldn't be bothered to check. LMAO. I checked it right after I evoked the missed calls and all.

You have one new voice mail...click 1 to bla bla bla bla bla yada yada yada yada....


"Hi Krystal, this is Jenny here from the driving school.
This Saturday is
a public holiday, so right,
we cannot have
the test on Saturday. But it's okay,
I will call you next week, around Thursday or Friday to
confirm
with you the next exam. Okay?
Okay.
Thank you, bye."



LIKE OMG, WHAT THE HELL.
I've got owned. Seriously.
By myself.
Stupidbottleheadpompomscrappyshitwasabiyuckypantsandbra!

And then, I went home and continue sleeping.
I forgot what happened after that.
At night, Lisan had her cravings again for pancakes. So we went to Paddington House of Pancakes at The Curve. I met up with my Sayang for a while. Am glad I saw him.
Pictures again.

Our pancake thingy I don;t know what the fuck is the name.

Lis and I.
We looked like kids.
I look like one. With new haircut and all.

Ini kaki saya. Memang betul.
Tengok tu kaki yang kat right side punya. Ada bengkak sikit.
Okay, bengkak banyak. LOL.
The both sides of my left leg (right in the picture) was bitten
by some poisonous bug. It has swell up to that extend
where my leg looked like it had two boobs sticking out.
WTF?



Sunday is forever Sunday. Church.
After that, went to OU with Lisan and her friend Penny. We window shopped.


TOPSHOP.
I want that top. She wants that skirt.

Penny getting her eyebrows done.
Ouch.




Today is Monday. Monday blues.
I miss my Sayang. Ish.



Sayang and I.
Sayang-menyayangings.
I love you.






Sleep now.
Bye.




XOXOXO


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Friday, March 30, 2007 @ 9:41 PM
ABCs

Blabber blabber yabber yabberness.
With sunny sans. But my nen nen wasn't around. She is missing in action.
Bah.



|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
i derno

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
till you spill

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
everything thats in yr brain

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
i dono la

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
and till you feel bettert

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

now all i am thinking is

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

a) ryan does not give me security

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

b) i might not be good enuff for him

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

c) I wanna be like u know, the best in his heart

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
d ) you dono la

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
e) yah maybe i dono la

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

f) there's no more anymore

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
f ) for fun

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
g) but its fun typing

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

h) hahahaha

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

i) cry.

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
j ) and i can remember my ABCs

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
k) is for krystal

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
l ) is for Lisan

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
m ) moolah. which means money.
n ) nothing else actually.

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
o) is over adi LAH

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
p ) pressure thinking abt whats next.

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
q) up when you wanna buy tickets

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
Q ) queen of randomness.

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
no. lol.

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:

mine better

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
r) rrrrrrrrrrandomness

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
s ) sexy us.

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
t) have a cup would ya

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
u ) ugly bitches like ashley, soofrine, punani and EEL.

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:

v ) very hot ppl. us.

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:

w ) woahs. i have a sexy hot 6 peced boyfriend.

krys oink - heartsRyan says:
x) is jenny and her number of bulus

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

y) am i so emo??

krys oink - heartsRyan says:

z) for ZOO

|| Lisan || so kiss me. says:
z ) zaza zoom






We got bored. We wanted to play Uno on MSN. But nooooo, stupid MSN likes being a bitch.









XOXOXO

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Sunday, March 04, 2007 @ 9:14 PM
Likewise

WTF??
LOL.

I love you banyak-banyak melampau tak tertahan tak berbelah berlapis-lapis meletup bersyok tertumpah berbolak-balik.


C-O-C-O-N-U-T
Today I drank a cup of tea
I wanna buy a baby-tee
To show off my belly


U-G-L-Y

You ain't got no alliby, you ugly, hey hey
U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alliby, you ugly, hey hey
Your mama says you ugly
Your mama says you ugly

Your mama says you ugly
YOUR MAMA SAYS YOU UGLY



Bahhh, I'm just overly hyper today. Shit. I drank coffee today. Alot of it. And then, I drank tea. LOL.
And now, I'm eating coconut.
Yum.


Carmen and I chatting.



my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
weee waaa weee waaaa wuuu wooo waaaa

krys-not-hot says:
yee pee yaa yaa pee pee yaa
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
yeee paaa yeee paaaa annngg geeeehhh leeehh

krys-not-hot says:

fa la la fa la la tra la la la la]
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
tra la la uh la la eii haha pa lala ra la la

krys-not-hot says:
uh eh uh oh oh ting tin bing bing bing
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
sampat sampat sampat sampat sampat sampat

krys-not-hot says:

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
smooth ass smooth ass smooth ass smooth ass

krys-not-hot says:
big nipples big nipples big nipples big nipples big nipples

my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
l
embik boobs lembik boobs lembik boobs lembik boobs

krys-not-hot says:
hairy armpits hairy armpits hairy armpits hairy armpits
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
dirty pussy dirty pussy dirty pussy dirty pussy

krys-not-hot says:
horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny horny
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy holy
my
n73 1 month aniversary. says:

clkm is holy clkm is holy clkm is holy clkm is holy

my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
u cannot resist u cannot resist u cannot resist

krys-not-hot says:
baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa
krys-not-hot says:
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
u only can insist u only can insist u only can insist
krys-not-hot says:
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
beh beh beh beh beh beh beh beh beh beh

krys-not-hot says:
s
exy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy

my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

krys-not-hot says:
body odour body odour body odour body odour body odour
my n73 1 month aniversary. says:
tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb tvb
krys-not-hot says:
mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv mtv






Yah. Okay. We all can't walk.
Can't walk??
Yah.
Lame??
Got it?



SO, anyways. Went shopping yesterday. I bought some stuff. 150 bucks gone. I'm sad. I'm poor again.
Cam-whored with Carmen's new phone. Because it's just a lil more chun-ted than my phone. LOL.



We ate at Nando's. For lunch. Bad service. Sigh.

Me, drinking soup. LOL.

At Cineleisure. Sayang, Me and Carmen.

Him, me and her.
Kisssy kiss kiss. lol.

Sayang spoils picture-larh.
Me smiling away.
Carmen looks blur.

Carmen Lim. Yeah, not Carmen Soo.
Tsk tsk.
Carmen and I.

My beloved Glutinous sweet little sugar lickerish candy cane porcupine Sayang and I.

On the way home. Cam-whoring while driving.
We bloody idiots who loves our life so much.



I am now gonna mope and be paranoid about how much I missed my long hair.
I can't wait for my stupid ugly rough hair to grow long now.
Sheesh. Dumbfuck.
But, before I do that, just posted up some random pictures.



Me at the Hotel. After shopping around with Sayang.

Sayang. LOL. Posing. I have train him well.
He has already gotten his PhD now in just two months.




Okay, moping starts from here.....



Sigh....my long long long hair.

Where I can pleat it and look all gullible. LOL.

Or.....I dono what. But yeah, I just looked good in this picture.
Shaun's hair? Pft.

OMG. I wanna cry. I miss my long hair.


Okay, done.

So then, I was chatting with Shaun and all. And he decided to be lame as well.


krys-not-hot says:
throw sex to you now you also dowan la
krys-not-hot says:
right?
shAuN says:
who 1st
shAuN says:
LOL
krys-not-hot says:
erm lemme think
krys-not-hot says:
holly valance?
krys-not-hot says:
LOL
shAuN says:
HELL YEAH MAN!!
shAuN says:
i will break the record on the number of children produced in 2 years
krys-not-hot says:
WTF serious
krys-not-hot says:
tt strong arh?
krys-not-hot says:
u must be secretly drinking tongkat ali for the past 19 years
shAuN says:
i will have 13 children in 2 years
shAuN says:
dun need tongkat ali
shAuN says:
if i drink tongkat ali the world will get too crowded
shAuN says:
cos reproduction rate too high naturally i'm alraedy gifted enough
krys-not-hot says:
i see good for you
krys-not-hot says:
i'm proud of you
krys-not-hot says:
must the clorines right??
shAuN says:
why ar
krys-not-hot says:
that made you so reproductive
shAuN says:
no!!!
shAuN says:
imagine all my swimming friends also like thaT
shAuN says:
CANNOT LAA
shAuN says:
me only!
krys-not-hot says:
ok ok sorry Oh Lord of Sperms
shAuN says:
LOL
shAuN says:
from now on u call me tht okay
shAuN says:
no no u call me
shAuN says:
pak cik sperma
krys-not-hot says:
pak cik?
krys-not-hot says:
you wanna be old?
krys-not-hot says:
Come on
krys-not-hot says:
you gotta feel young
shAuN says:
fine
shAuN says:
call me shaun la
krys-not-hot says:
Shaun Spermagoosit Boey Kuan Loong
krys-not-hot says:
in short
krys-not-hot says:

S. Sperm
shAuN says:
okok whatever lah



DONE. Nights.


XOXOXO

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Friday, March 02, 2007 @ 9:45 PM
I'm a horny Mexican with sexy legs

I was damn bored. Then, Carmen came and we chatted because both of us were feeling bored.


krys-not-hot says:
i have a friend
who is from bangladesh
krys-not-hot says:
you wanna chat with him?
babi. says:
ah ha
babi. says:
i'd love to

krys-not-hot says:
okay wait lemme call him here
krys-not-hot says:
yello
babi. says:
harlow
krys-not-hot says:
my naame a Thuraisingam
krys-not-hot says:
Ai yam ferom the bangladeshii
babi. says:
my name is muthu binti bin ali lingam

babi. says:
nice to meet ewww
babi. says:
i am from the malaya

krys-not-hot says:

Ai arh thinking you is a very special a naame
krys-not-hot says:
Ai a liking to eat the goat milking
babi. says:
my parents gave me this name because they want me to be special
babi. says:
multi racial

krys-not-hot says:
the one got the nipples
krys-not-hot says:
the goat a having a 6 nipples
babi. says:
so they mix all races name
babi. says:
owh u wanna sqeeze the goat's milk?
babi. says:
i heard bangla goat's has 2 nipple only

krys-not-hot says:
NOOOOOOORRRRHHHH
krys-not-hot says:
they wronggg
krys-not-hot says:
some got 9.345 nipples
krys-not-hot says:

bangladeshii is the very full of nipples
babi. says:
i saw a cow in bangla got no nipple
babi. says:
how do u explain?!

krys-not-hot says:
Aiyoyo
krys-not-hot says:
Ai is talking about the goat
babi. says:
goat and cow also animal

krys-not-hot says:
the goat you a know?? they go 'baaa baaa baaa'

babi. says:
they are the same

babi. says:
mamalia also

krys-not-hot says:
we are bangladeshii people we are no no eating the cows
krys-not-hot says:
we thinking right, the cow is like god
babi. says:
i saw that cow she talk to me
babi. says:
baa baa baa

krys-not-hot says:
no no no

krys-not-hot says:
aiyoyo
krys-not-hot says:
cow no goes baa baa baa they goes moo moo moo
babi. says:
i saw a goat

krys-not-hot says:
where?? we must kill goats
babi. says:
making beh beh beh noise

krys-not-hot says:
we is liking drinking from the nipples

babi. says:
we malaysians dont kill living things
babi. says:
we malaysians very the good one

krys-not-hot says:
Ai think you is living in one fucked up counteray
babi. says:
malaysia boleh

krys-not-hot says:
you must kambing to the bangladeshi
krys-not-hot says:
we got many a nipples
krys-not-hot says:
nipples earrings, nipples slippers

babi. says:
thats why we malaysians hire bangla people to kill living things here
babi. says:
we malaysians are very holy

kяys-not-hot says:
we is got the nipple dessert with the goat milking
babi. says:
you bangla corrupt our malaysians minds
babi. says:
everyting nipple

krys-not-hot says:
no no no
babi. says:
what colour of nipples your countery produces?

krys-not-hot says:
we a got sell nipple dye

babi. says:
NATURAL la

krys-not-hot says:
yew is wanting to dye your nipple what colour
babi. says:
we malaysians want NATURAL

krys-not-hot says:
we got any colour
krys-not-hot says:
no no no, i see your malaysian porn stars
babi. says:
your nipple is soft or hard one
krys-not-hot says:
they nipples not very nice
babi. says:
big or small one
babi. says:
that 1 fake porn stars
babi. says:
the real 1...
babi. says:
nipple damn chun
babi. says:
can squeezze and turn 360 degress

krys-not-hot says:
Ai will show yew a picturing of the bangala nipple
babi. says:
so is your bangla capital named city of nipple

krys-not-hot says:
and yew is will showing me nipple of the malaysian
babi. says:
we malaysians wanna see pink nipple not black and chocolate nipples

krys-not-hot writes:












babi. says:

u have to go cambridge
babi. says:
university
krys-not-hot says:
AI IS GRADUATED FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF INDIA SOUTH WALES
krys-not-hot says:
Ai no punning you
babi. says:
sky~~~~~
krys-not-hot says:
i love you carmen
krys-not-hot says:
i love you so much
babi. says:
i love ur ass <3>
krys-not-hot says:
oh my are you serious??
babi. says:
as smooth as baby bottoms
babi. says:
i can feel it
krys-not-hot says:
awwww... you making me blush
babi. says:
*sings* and can u feel the smoothness tonight
krys-not-hot says:
*sings* it is where we belongggggg





Just tell me that I am a lame ass loser.
Lmao.





Anyways, today was just today. Boring and uninteresting. I feel so poor already after piercing my navel. LOL. Tomorrow, I am going shopping with Carmen. I wanna shop so badly because I'm a shopaholic who gets horny when put next to a lamp post. Bahh, but I don't feel like spending any money, unless my wonderful sexy mother of hotness would pay for my undang. WTF.

Anyways, shall shop for some stuff. I can't get any new navel stud till six months later. It takes a damn long time to heal. Shucks. But anyhoo, I feel 5 kilometers hotter. LOL. I wanna buy more thongs, because it looks damn cute. But I wear too much of it, will my ass sag?? Owh, yucks.




THIS AIN'T A SCENE,
IT'S A GODDAMNED ARMS RACE.





I hate people who keeps on stressing that I was the one who cheated in a past relationship. Telling everyone that I cheated on you when you get the chance. Having disclaimers like 'I dislike cheaters', 'I hate cheaters', 'People who are loyal', 'cheated once...not gonna happen again' and yada yada yada. All those stuff is just plain childish, the act of immatures. So what if I was the one who broke up with you? Does that mean I cheated?? It is just pure stupidity to accuse me for cheating when there isn't any fucking evidence or proof to attest that I did cheat. Because, I did not fucking cheat and I'm not the kind of person who would play with fire. I do not entangle myself in difficult situations like cheating on my current boyfriend with another guy. I still have sense and I can think rationally. I ended one relationship before starting another one.

If that is classified as cheating. The world has no justice. Lawyers shall all lose their jobs and I can walk into TOPSHOP and take whatever I want.



I just had to make it clear.



But sometimes, its just a waste of time explaining yourself right??
People are all fucked up. They believe what they hear.







Shopping tomorrow.
Waa waa wee waa.



XOXOXO



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